Boldhome Heroes

Dear Grumbold, I must say your new venture does sound most interesting and you're clearly a fellow with a good idea as to what customers want, which is fortunate really because that is where I can help you out! I happen to have a number of contacts who can acquire a selection of novelty items and qu...

To the foul Malani calling themselves Broaranna Hofarsdaughter, You have issued foul libels against myself and my good friend Warlord Quatlu Carasilson. I have tried to ignore your insolent yapping but enough is enough. To fail to act upon such an insult would be unworthy of a member of a Warrior C...

Well spoken valiant Erik! Your chivalrous challenge to this dog of a Malani has righteous cause. Permit me, if I may, to be your second in this duel! For not only has Broaranna, if that is actually her name, insulted you and our honourable friend Quatlu, but more specifically she has also insulted ...

Broaranna Hofarsdaughter asks the Deputy for Public Harmony to arrest the following individuals - Quatlu Carasilson for the crimes of slander against the Hofar family name, unfair bias against the Hofar family members and Treason as the Hofars are loyal servants of the King so if this Quatlu is havi...

To: Rufus Bronzer Warlord, Mularik's Company Welcome back Baron B, so happy to hear all went well on the old ransom lark and that you're now safe & sound back here in Boldhome. I'm not sure if you're aware but the Hofar family offered a contribution towards your ransom, in fact we were one of th...

To: Insterda Jarlvasdaughter Deputy of Public Harmony Dear Deputy, I am turning to you as a fellow woman here in Boldhome, a woman of standing and important Office, to bring to your attention some distinctly unharmonious happenings.....happenings against us Hofars by a number of unsavoury types who ...

To: Whoever is in charge of the Money Lenders of Boldhome I wish to object in the strongest terms to the refusal by members of your trade to grant me a loan, based upon some 'bad debts, accrued by my relatives Broar and Brear Hofarson. These two fine fellows are currently undertaking Hero Quests so ...

Folk of Boldhome, To celebrate my appointment as Warlord of the Colymar Cavalry, I will be holding a party at The Three Suns! All welcome, unless attendance would lead to a duel with me! I will not be paying costs, this time. Afur Darling I'd love to be there, looking forward to it sooo much. Erine...

Darlings, Look, I'm aware that the Hofar name has taken a bit of a battering over recent seasons, due to the, perhaps, excesses of my Cousin Broar and my Brother Brear, but they're not me (obviously) and so I wanted to make it up to everyone, to prove that we Hofars are decent folk at heart so what ...

I find myself reassured, don't you, Fionn? Signing up to a trade cult, even the slightly questionable Argan Argar, and joining the cult of Llankhor Mhy will make stating falsehoods an offense twice over. If this were, say, Broar or Brear in disguise, it would also involve abandoning worship of othe...